Lizards in the Government

Recent polling reveled that upwards if 4% of Americans believe in the Lizard administration, while up to 7% do not deny the plausibility. On the higher end of the spectrum, this statistics would mean that up to 12 million adults believe that reptiles lead in the highest forms of government. No one can pinpoint exactly where this conspiracy theory began; however, there are no shortages of accusations of government officials and A-list celebrity secretly having scales. Some more famous potential lizards include Barack and Michelle Obama, Bill Clinton, Katy Perry, Madonna, and Queen Elizabeth.

 

What does this mean for humanity?

If the so-called reptilian theory is in fact true, then we have allowed reptiles into our highest forms of government and given them access to military grade weapons and world powers -- things which would only serve to further their agenda of world domination.